Wednesday, 3 January 2007

Gender Crisis

I'm a bloke.... I do blokish things.... I buy blokish things...

My Tesco clubcard has my name own it - a bloke's name...

Tesco must monitor my purchases - alcohol, razor blades, steak, men's clothes...

My receipts rarely show salads; air freshener; bleach...

So why, oh why, did Tesco think it appropriate to give me a voucher for extra clubcard points the next time I purchased a packet of Always Ultra?
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